No Mr. Postman, I don't believe you
Please read the little love letter that Mr.Postman left me.
Do you care Mr. Postman? Do you really care?
I don't think you do because if you did you wouldn't leave me gifts like this.....
My poor little Vogue Knitting magazine shredded to bits.
If you really cared you would have slipped $7 in the bag with my shredded magazine so I could replace it.